Monday, October 31, 2005
So apparently no sooner was my name on George's Lips than two members of the nations most deliberate body settled on what they thought were appropriate Halloween costumes.
Chuck and Harry are both going all over the morning circuit trying to discredit me. Harriet told me this would happen, but I didn't realize it would be so quick.
In any case, I'm told by my daughter that I can stop them with Kryptonite, which apparently is a song by a band called Coldplay.