The delightful Southern Appeal (she does not reveal her name, but I'd like to call her "Zayde") has posted the following song about me (sung to Leonard Bernstein's "Maria" from "West Side Story.")
GEORGE (spoken) Alito . . .
(sings) The most beautiful sound I ever heard:
Alito, Alito, Alito, Alito . . .
All the beautiful sounds of the world in a single word
. . Alito, Alito, Alito, Alito . . .
Alito!I've just met a judge named Alito,
And suddenly that name
Will never be the same
Alito! I've just nominated a judge name Alito,
And suddenly I've found
How wonderful a sound
Alito! Say it loud and there's music playing,
Say it soft and it's almost like praying.
Alito, I'll never stop saying Alito!
The most beautiful sound I ever heard.
I'm really quite flattered. However, I'm more a Rogers and Hammerstein sort of judge.
And therefore, my favorite Maria song is the one from The Sound of Music.
So those of you who would like to compose a song about my nomination based on THAT "Maria," please send it to me at firstname.lastname@example.org -- the winning pro-Alito and anti-Alito songs will both go on the site. Deadline is Wednesday at Midnight.