Thursday, December 15, 2005

I'm It?

So someone who isn't really Kierkegaard has "tagged" me, involving me, totally against my will, in some sort of game of internet capture-the-flag. I am apparently required to now state five "weird habits" about myself, and then "tag" five other people. Since I like to follow rules, I'm going to obey, but since I'm an important and powerful person, I'm not going to obey too much. So some things for my list:

1) I have no "weird" habits. My understanding of the word "weird" is traditional, and connected intimately with the weird sisters. I practice no witchcraft.

2) People think I have ruled a lot about abortion, but the truth of the matter is I have not. Most of my so-called "abortion cases" are actually employment cases or immigration cases, where I allowed asylum for Chinese women who would otherwise have been subject to state-mandated aboritons.

3) I'm still casting about for an OYEZ BASEBALL player for my seat on the court. Feel free to comment or email suggestions.

Okay, now I'm off to tag Rosemary, Ollie, and of course Patrick J. Fitzgerald.

5 comments:

Rosemary said...

Have you noticed that you are the first name on my list of links? It's nice to have friends in high places. lol.

I do not do tags, letters, or any of that superstitous stuff. I'm sure GOD knows why. :)

SamuelAlito said...

Rose:

I knew you were too sophisticated to go in for it. But I wanted to link to you because I left you out last time and you are such a dear supporter.

ollie said...

Thanks for tagging me. I've got some work to do this afternoon. I am off to get a massage and then to hike with my yoga instructor.
Are those weird things to do?

Later, my wife takes off for India for 3 weeks and she didn't get my consent. Surely, there must be something illegal about this. I need to bring this up at my next Promise Keeper's meeting; my wife still doesn't understand this "I am the head of the household" stuff; she does understand that it is my duty to take out the trash.

ollie said...
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ollie said...

Well try this again: my response to being tagged. I've played along with the "weird list" part.