Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Wait 'Till Next Year


So I had to learn from Fitz that I'm not on the short list for the "Person" of the Year award.

Not that I mind. I won't start leaving my mark until February at the earliest.

But I've started a campaign -- just as we waited every winter in my youth for the Brooklyn Dodgers' next year, and how I must wait again now that my Phillies have lost Billy Wagner, I will bide my time.

And I will be ready.

6 comments:

Patrick J. Fitzgerald said...

Sam,

May the best man win, ME!

Harriet said...

Oh, now I am sold! That cover says it all!

Now it is time for us to get together a "call you're senator, Part II" program to get you confirmed!

Hey, when you get to the court, will ya put in a good word for me with the Big Guy, will ya?

One fly in the ointment though: the best president that we ever had is saying that maybe you aren't so conservative after all. Say it isn't so????

Harriet said...

Oh Bluewild, you are in dire need of a history lesson!!!!

Remember the good old days, back when people BELIEVED in GOD by the ONE TRUE FAITH??? Ok, ok, so there was no United States of America then. But there WAS The Holy Inquisition!!! You know, Cardinal Torquemada and the whole gang?

So of course, torture and God go hand in hand...can you say, "auto de fea"? Put those heritics in pretty costumes, nail their hands to a stake, humiliate them publically and then into the kiln with 'em!!!!

I can feel that righteousness coming back!!!

M A F said...

In a word, "Awesome."

Harriet said...

bluewild, you need to get this idea of a "kind and loving God" or a "kind and loving approach to religion" out of your head.

Calvin and Hobbes has the right idea; scroll down to the second strip "one of the OLD gods".

This kind and loving God and "feed the hungry, heal the sick" stuff is for wimps, and our Right Honorable Mr. Alito knows that.

SamuelAlito said...

Warmica, you NITWIT. I don't need to spend your absurd $1999 on a Samuel Alito website.

I HAVE a Samuel Alito Website.

Sam