Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Advice from a Federal Judge

When your last name is Borden, try to avoid murdering your parents. It could make you the butt of jokes and bad poems.

Like this one:

Kara Borden, with her lad
Shot her mom and killed her dad

When they found that both were dead
They headed West and planned to wed.


Anonymous said...

Our favorite spoofer
With warp├ęd brain
Has penned some lines
In humorous quatrain.

About such tragedy
We have no clue;
Guns don't kill
Crazy boyfriends do.

Joey Polanski said...

That marriage will never last. I sense stark weather ahead.