Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Advice from a Federal Judge

When your last name is Borden, try to avoid murdering your parents. It could make you the butt of jokes and bad poems.


Like this one:




Kara Borden, with her lad
Shot her mom and killed her dad

When they found that both were dead
They headed West and planned to wed.

2 comments:

dus7 said...

Our favorite spoofer
With warp├ęd brain
Has penned some lines
In humorous quatrain.

About such tragedy
We have no clue;
Guns don't kill
Crazy boyfriends do.

Joey Polanski said...

That marriage will never last. I sense stark weather ahead.