When your last name is Borden, try to avoid murdering your parents. It could make you the butt of jokes and bad poems.Like this one:
Kara Borden, with her lad
Shot her mom and killed her dad
When they found that both were dead
They headed West and planned to wed.
2 comments:
Our favorite spoofer
With warpéd brain
Has penned some lines
In humorous quatrain.
About such tragedy
We have no clue;
Guns don't kill
Crazy boyfriends do.
That marriage will never last. I sense stark weather ahead.
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