So my friends in the GOP have been calling me all day telling me how I'm supposed to help them out of their funk after they lost their erections yesterday. I told them I don't swing that way.
After all, these senators already stole the song I wrote and passed it off as their own.
Did they give me a cent? A credit? Nothing at all.
All this reminds me of another of Sandy's decisions I can't wait to overturn.
UPDATE: Apparently what they lost were actually "elections." I'm a judge; I've never heard of these things.