So my friends in the GOP have been calling me all day telling me how I'm supposed to help them out of their funk after they lost their erections yesterday. I told them I don't swing that way.
After all, these senators already stole the song I wrote and passed it off as their own.
Did they give me a cent? A credit? Nothing at all.
All this reminds me of another of Sandy's decisions I can't wait to overturn.
UPDATE: Apparently what they lost were actually "elections." I'm a judge; I've never heard of these things.
4 comments:
"lost erections"???? Why? Did Barbara Bush show up in a bikini or something?
Let 'em watch women's professional beach volleyball; that will perk 'em right back up!
Oh, I have been to Ludlow Fair
And left my necktie god knows where
And carried halfway home (or near)
Pints and quarts of Ludlow Beer
Then the world seemed none so bad
And I myself a sterling lad
and down in lovely muck I've lain
Happy (till I woke again).
Princeton men don't do that sort of thing. I went to YLS, but am not enough of a Yalie to go out and piss in the woods.
Hey, nice photo on the cover of the latest New Republic(an)!
They called you a
1) nice guy and
2) a liberal's nightmare
What are you doing sneaking around Barbara Boxer's dreams if you are such a nice guy?
Awesomme blog you have here
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