Monday, November 07, 2005
While I’m pretty juiced about capital punishment, I am not as excited about moving to our national capitol (but I’ll go if the job forces me to).
For one thing, the food in Washington is terrible compared to Philadelphia.
But more importantly, you have the Worst Team in Baseball.
After years with the Philadelphia Phillies, it's hard to believe my future local team:
1) Pays the Worst Player in Baseball 4.2 MILLION DOLLARS!
2) Collapsed down the stretch in a pennant race
3) Abandoned their only true fan from Montreal:
Yes, the only thing worth celebrating about the Expos was that adorable whosiwhatzit, Youppi. He even gave the Phanatic a run for his money. Now he works for a hockey team.