Wednesday, November 16, 2005
What You'll all be Missing
Since some people seem to have no sense of humor or imagination, I will not be providing the posts I was planning for the rest of this week.
It's too bad, because you would have all been treated to an exciting dramatic escapade: while A3G's tribulations as a terror suspect in a Secret CIA prison were going to only get worse (the waterboarding post was particularly good), Mr. Lat, though chased by an overzealous enemy was going to go on to fame and fortune. Frankly, that's how I hope it works out in real life anyway.
The whole thing was to be narrated (with doctored pictures, references to Alito decisions, and musical numbers) by yours truly, The Right Honorable Samuel A. Alito, Jr.
As it stands, I'm taking a few days off. I'll return on Monday with "Alito Seyz" -- a regular feature in which I (The Right Honorable Samuel A. Alito, Jr.) discuss current events through the lens of my past decisions.