Luckily, I snuck in my BlackBerry, so I can write a post while the senators drone on. I have to come clean, this is an incredibly boring experience, made bearable only because of the sedative I had with breakfast.
Thoughts so far:
Yes, my daughter is a swimming champion, and yes she's cute, but she is underage, so you cannot ask her out Michael. I'm glad at least you were traditional enough to consult me.
Specter (PA): Roe schmoe, you know we own you.
Kennedy (MA): You called me "Alley-Oto." After that I stopped paying attention.
Grassley (IA): I'm no doctor, but it sure sounds like you have throat cancer or something.
Biden (DE): You complain about my decisions and papers, but you know, at least I wrote them myself.
Kyl (AZ): God I wish I could quit you.
Kohl (WI): I know some coffee that can help you with that balding problem.
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