Yesterday, my dastardly enemy, the dread John Kerry, announced that he and Ted Kennedy are supporting my nemesis, a certain Phil E. Buster.
I suppose I should be quaking in my boots, but I think my hero Jon Kyl is going to be able to bail me out of this one.
Plus, I know his real plan:
Try the filibuster, let the Republicans invoke the nuclear option. Then, after I'm confirmed and I make a series of unpopular rulings, he can run in 2008 as the only man who tried to stop me.
Plus he'll be able to reap the rewards of the "Theory of the Unitary Executive."
A plan so crazy, it just might work.